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About Cologne

What gets me happy? The hustle, baby—these gals outsmartin’ the system, makin’ coin. Surprised me too—heard some pay taxes on the sly, callin’ it “consultin’.” Cheeky, innit? But the danger, man, that’s heavy—girls vanish, no trace, freaks me out. I’m like, “Let’s make the moment last,” but it’s dark, yeah? Exaggeratin’ for kicks—if I ran one, I’d call it “Austin’s Love Shack,” all retro, mini skirts, lava lamps, shaggadelic!